My mate Victoria Beckham has landed a new magazine cover — this time for edgy Japanese title, Numero. Inside she models in her knickers. And by her knickers, I obviously mean lingerie by Rochas. And by my mate, I obviously mean my imaginery book club friend...

Oh, and if you needed to know, the turquoise leather trench on the cover is by Brit lable, Burberry. Amazing. Super woman indeed. If by super you mean skinny and awesome a few months after giving birth for the forth time. I think she is super. A super designer. A super mum. A super imaginary friend. And now I need to be left alone with my crazy. Bye now.