Victoria Beckham, my mate. On her favourite walk through Heathrow airport. I got a bit of a fright at first. Everyone knows that I have no time for those who forget to put on their trousers. But then I breathed a sigh of relief. There were some trendy shorts sitting underneath. Phew.
But possibly a wee lesson for all of you who are planning on wearing these shorts this summer — try and make sure we can see you are wearing them. Please. I'm old now, I can't take the stress.
BTW for those of you who aren't following Posh on twitter, she has been hanging out with her other mates Eva Longoria and Gordon Ramsey all weekend. Yes, I did feel left out. But I had my dad's 70th to attend. Sacrifices.